#1.aspire to be barbie.. the **** has everything.
#2. If the shoe fits.. buy them in every color.
#3. Take life with a grain of salt shot of tequila and a wedge of lime.
#4. In need of a support group?.cocktail hour with the girls!
#5. Go on the 30 day diet...(I'm on it and lost 15 days so far)
#6. When life gets you down. Just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
#7. Let your greatest fear be that there isn't PMS this is just your personality.
#8. I know I'm in my own little world.. But it's ok they know me here.
#9. Lead me not into temptation.. I can find it myself.
#10. Don't get your knickers in a knot.. it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
#11. When life gives you lemons...buy some corona
#12. Forget about the perfect man...hes living in SAN FRAN with his boyfriend
#13. Keep your chin up...Only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
#14. If it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
You and I wake up in a psychiatric ward together..using 4 words what would you say to me?.....GO!
All of that aside... I'm here to meet people I wouldn't meet in my everyday life... I'm not here for a hook up.. no I don't want****pics and I also am not giving you my number after the second sentence if there was one or 2 to begin with.... my profile explains who I am...so please don't hit me with a "hey" that does nothing for my mental and won't get you a response.... sorry if you think I'm rude..I'm not...im just real... I like to do a variety of things... If it's fun... I'm with it!.. I like tattoos, the beach, swimming holes, music, some drinks, mudding, bars,theme parks, chillin at home grubbing in my sweats... Netflix... depends on who I'm with and what mood I'm in ..... no racial preferences just treat me good!....also how am i supposed to know who im talking to if all of your pics are with your friends or non-existent?..